According to Yahoo! News, the CIA stopped an attempted suicide bombing of a US bound aircraft. The type of bomb? A new and improved underwear bomb. Here is the story.
I wonder what the gimick is?
Terrorists, are you tired of putting on that same old explosive underwear only to abort the mission because of pinching and binding? Then try new Fruit of the Bomb Boxer-Brief Explosive Underwear. It offers all the support of traditional explosive briefs plus the extra comfort of detonative boxers.
“These explosive boxer-briefs are so comfortable, I barely notice that I’m sitting on a pound of C4.” — Mamoud bin Fartin
“The best part about these underwear is that they prevent the detonating device from creeping into my ‘underground bunker’ if you know what I mean.” — Khaled al-Fuqma Bakdour
“AAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA” — Area Terrorist